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Never miss an enquiry again.
A website with an AI assistant on it that answers your customers day and night, in your own voice.
Built in Rochdale. Works anywhere.
The assistant in the corner is the real thing. Not a video, not a script.
Illustration of how it works on a customer's site
Logged. Name, number and what they wanted, straight to the owner.
The problem
The customer you never knew about
It's gone nine. Someone finds you, likes the look of you, and has one question before they book. There's nobody there to answer it. So they close the tab and ring the next one on the list.
You never find out they were there. That's the bit that stings. No missed call, no email, nothing. Just a quiet week you can't explain.
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What does a quiet week actually cost?
Drag the two sliders. Rough numbers are fine. It's the size of the thing that matters, not the decimal point.
Walking out the door, a year
£0
on enquiries nobody was awake to answer
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missed a year
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missed a week
Try it right here
This isn't a video of a demo.
It's the actual thing.
The assistant in the corner of this page is the product. Same build I'd put on your site.
Ask it what I do. Ask what it costs. Ask how long it takes. Try and catch it out. I'd rather you did it now than after you'd paid me.
It'll tell you when it doesn't know. That's the point of it.
It sounds like your business
Whatever you do, it learns how your place works
A spa doesn't talk like a plumber, and a dental practice doesn't talk like an estate agent. It's built on your prices, your policies and your turn of phrase, so it sounds like you rather than like a bot.
Illustrative example, not a real client
Nobody wrote four different assistants. It's one build, fed a different business. Your prices, your rules, your way of talking to people.
The walled garden
It can't make things up
It only ever says what your business has told it. It won't invent a price, won't promise something you can't deliver, and won't have a guess just to seem helpful. If it doesn't know, it says so and passes them to you.
Your words only
Fenced in to what you've given it. It can't wander off and read the internet for an answer.
It'd rather say "I don't know"
An honest "I'll find out" costs you nothing. A made-up price costs you the job and the trust.
Handed to a human
When it's out of its depth it takes their details and hands it to you, with the whole conversation attached.
You see every word
Every conversation logged where you can read it. No black box, no surprises about what's been said in your name.
Illustration, an assistant built for a plumber
Pick a question and watch what it does with it.
The assistant's reply
What it actually does
Straight about what's in the box
Plenty of people will sell you an AI assistant for small business on a list of features and work the details out later. Here's what every one of mine does as standard, and here's the honest bit about everything else.
Every build does this
No asterisks, no extra module to buy.
- Answers enquiries 24 hours a day, in your voice
- Captures every lead with name, contact and what they wanted
- Logs every conversation to a sheet you own and can read any time
- Hands off to a human the moment it should
- Updated whenever your prices, hours or details change
Everything else
It can be wired into what you already use. Bookings, calendars, spreadsheets, whatever the business runs on.
- Booking systems and calendars
- Whatever you keep your customer records in
- Alerts to your phone, email or wherever you actually look
Tell me what you need and I'll tell you straight whether I can do it.
See one in the wild
One I built, live right now
The live site is best seen in its own window. Open it and try the assistant on it.
Open the siteBuilt for a local golf club near Rochdale
Full site with an assistant answering day and night. Go and try to catch it out.
This is the one real build on this page. Everything else you've seen here is illustrative and labelled as such. I'm not going to name them or call them a paying client, because that wouldn't be true.
How it works
Three steps. Two weeks.
No workshops, no discovery phase, no forty page proposal. Here's the whole of it.
I learn how your business actually works
A proper questionnaire and a proper conversation. Your prices, your policies, the questions you get asked forty times a week, and the things you'd never say.
I build it, trained on that and nothing else
Modern, quick, works properly on a phone. The assistant knows what you gave it and no more than that. You see the whole lot before anyone else does.
It goes live and answers everyone
Day and night, in your voice, logging every enquiry to a record you own. I keep it hosted, maintained and up to date.
Nothing goes live without your say-so
You read every answer it gives before a customer ever does. If a word's wrong, we change it.
The price
Here it is. No "contact us for pricing".
You should be able to work out whether this is for you without having to ring me first. Two ways in, both published.
The full thing
For businesses who need the website sorting as well as the answering.
Two weeks from start to live. 30 days' notice. No lock-in.
- A modern website built for you, not a template with your logo dropped in
- The assistant on it, answering enquiries 24/7 in your voice
- Every lead captured to a log you own
- Hosting, maintenance and updates handled, so you never think about it
- Changes when your prices or hours change. You message me, it's done
- Me on the other end of the phone. Same bloke who built it
You've already got a website
The same assistant, embedded on the site you've already got.
Two weeks from start to live. 30 days' notice. No lock-in.
- The same assistant, same build, on your existing site
- Answering enquiries 24/7 in your voice
- Every lead captured to a log you own
- Updated whenever your details change
- One line of code on your site and it's on. I'll do that bit
It's not the website you're paying for. It's the bloke on it who never clocks off.
John Barrett
TailoredAI Agency. Rochdale, Greater Manchester.
- Rochdale born and based. Local, not a call centre.
- I build every one myself. Start to finish, every time.
- I answer my own phone. There's nobody else to pass you to.
Who I am
One bloke, from Rochdale
I'm John. I built this from nothing and learned it by doing it. No computer science degree, no agency behind me, no office in Manchester with a ping-pong table.
What I've got is this. I actually care whether it works. When a local business pays me every month, that's real money out of a real till, and I'm the one who has to look them in the eye at the shops.
I'm new at this and I'm not hiding it. What I won't do is pretend to be a fifty person agency, invent case studies, or borrow logos I've no right to. You get me, you get straight answers, and you get to test the thing before you spend a penny.
Questions
The things people actually ask
Answered the way I'd answer them on the phone. If yours isn't here, ask the assistant.
Two options. If you need a website as well, it's £750 to set up and £350 a month after that. If you've already got a website and just want the assistant on it, it's £350 to set up and £200 a month. Both include hosting where it applies, maintenance, and changes whenever your details change. No hidden extras.
Two weeks from start to live. Most of that first week is me learning how your business works, because that's the bit that makes it sound like you. Then I build it, you check every word of it, and it goes live once you're happy.
Not as standard, and I'd rather say that plainly than sell you something I haven't built yet. As standard it captures the enquiry and gets it to you straight away with everything you need to book them in yourself. Wiring it into a booking system or calendar is a build-to-suit job. Tell me what you use and I'll tell you straight whether I can do it.
It says so. It only ever says what your business has told it, so if you haven't given it the answer it won't invent one. It'll tell the customer it doesn't want to guess, take their details, and pass the whole conversation to you. That refusal is the most important thing it does.
No. If your site's doing its job, keep it. The assistant goes on the site you've already got for £350 setup and £200 a month. If your site's tired or you haven't got one, the full package sorts both at once.
30 days' notice and that's it. No lock-in, no minimum term, no contract you need a solicitor to read. Your lead log is yours and you keep it. I'd rather you stayed because it's working than because you're stuck.
When we give value we build trust. When we sell we create division.
They're not looking for prices or how long it takes — they're looking to see if you care.
So don't take my word for it. Go and ask the thing.
Or if you'd rather type it out, john@tailoredaiagency.com